As you are probably aware, X Dating Simulator does not make recommendations for places he has not visited; thus, I am about to enter the member's area of Cartoon Sex Games (a.k.a. Games Parody) to ascertain what is going on.
While some have dubbed me a visionary, others have dubbed me the greatest porn game reviewer of all time, all I know is that when it comes to recommending quality adult websites, I'll go above and beyond to ensure you have all the information you need to make an informed choice. As a result, let's immediately check out this XXX game and see what it's all about!
After signing up, receiving my email, and logging in, I can finally tell you what this review is about. The location is known as Gamer Access Hub. Once inside, you'll discover a selection of premium games, a few standard offerings, and a video section (more on that later).
As evidenced by the presence of Call of Duty, Game of Moans, XXX Charted, and The Fister, parody appears to be Gamer Access Hub's primary selling point. These 'premium' titles are parodies of popular television shows or video games, and their graphics appear to be quite impressive in comparison to many of the other adult games I've reviewed recently.
Given Odyssey's recent release, I figure the best place to start is with Assassin's Seed. You can play the game on your desktop, iOS device, or Android device by clicking on the title; the desktop version appears to have significantly improved graphics.
One aspect of Assassin's Seed that I particularly enjoyed was the option to switch to'story mode' and simply sit back and be entertained by a rendered story of insane sex and erotic activities – no interaction required.
While the main game can be played entirely with your mouse, if you want a truly 'hands-free' experience, make sure to select the story option. For your convenience, I've included a few screenshots demonstrating the game's stunning graphics: Isn't this the most aesthetically pleasing game you've ever seen?
Thus, in addition to Assassin's Seed and other high-end titles (I've written reviews for The Fister and XXX Charted, which you can read for more information), there are a few more mainstream options you may enjoy. Pussycat Woman, Super Sperman, and Wheel of Fortune are just a few examples. I began with Pussycat Woman, which was created using the Unity Engine – which is quite cool in my opinion.
The game is essentially a gem switcher in the same vein as Candy Crush, except that you are constantly surrounded by X-rated images of Cat Woman while you play. It's entertaining, but the music is obnoxious – thank goodness for the mute button! That is the first thing I did upon my arrival, and I strongly advise you to follow suit. In any case, I've included a screenshot for your convenience. This is the sort of thing you can anticipate from Pussycat Woman.
Now, at the bottom of the homepage, you'll find links to additional games – keep in mind that these are hosted externally, which means you'll almost certainly need to sign up for a third-party service to play them.
I was initially opposed to this because it is essentially advertising, but many of the games I saw down there I have already reviewed (such as Narcos XXX and Cartoon Games), indicating that they know how to select quality titles. Perhaps they were inspired by the list of the best games on X Dating Simulator!
I was pleasantly surprised to discover that Gamer Access Hub includes a video section with full adult clips available for viewing – and it's all completely free. "Wow, that's cool," I understand what you're thinking. They have 100 videos, which becomes tedious after a while, but what if I told you that Gamer Access Hubs' video collection contains over 53,000 unique uploads?
It's also completely accurate – with 1,682 archive pages containing 32 videos each, a little help from our calculator results in one monstrous figure that virtually guarantees you'll never run out of premium porn videos, regardless of how many you want to watch!
I should also mention that you can find pornstar profiles here; therefore, if you enjoy watching a particular model take a cock or eat a pussy, simply navigate to the pornstars section and click on the starlets to access all of their videos on the site!
Alyssa Branch, Amy Reid, Eva Angelina, and Christy Mack are just a few of the naughty little numbers who live to fuck and suck dick all day. Additionally, you can utilize the search feature to learn about new niches, babes, and activities: Gamer Access Hub has considered every detail!
While I appreciate what Gamer Access Hub has to offer and believe it is worth checking out, I believe it is necessary to emphasize that the majority of games available here are relatively hands-off; they are simply not that competitive or difficult: Given that many men enjoy a bit of a challenge, I believe it is critical to inform you that places like Nutaku likely offer a better value.
Having said that, if you'd rather unwind and watch cinematic videos and stories unfold in front of you, Gamer Access Hub is an excellent resource for all things XXX game.
With the added benefit of access to over 50,000 free videos, the addition of new premium titles on a monthly basis, and the sheer quality of the graphics on many of the games on this site,
I'm confident that a sizable portion of my X Dating Simulator readers will enjoy what they discover inside Gamer Access Hub. To be completely candid, the location isn't ideal, but the graphics are unmatched. If you have the time, check it out – you will not be disappointed.
